This LiveJournal: done. Almost all past posts have been privatized (to allow future "from-the-archives" retrospectives but keep a singular blogging home). The account remains active so I can view my Friends page and, if I am ever so inclined, comment. But my WordPress is now the exclusive Internet outlet for my dementia.

Report: Lindsay Lohan calls out Iran's Ahmadinejad. Barack Obama and Indianapolis Colts at Jobing.com Arena. Israel expresses outrage at Britney Spears no underwear. Study: pugs terrified of Marg Helgenberger. Possible 2008 candidate: "re-examine freedom of speech." Christmas bargains on iPods and porn. James Dobson: Gilmore Girls "dangerous lesbian propaganda." Bill O'Reilly to duel with Stephen Colbert at Billboard Music Awards. Interesting story: Beyonce, Curtis Pride visit Iraq. Happy Feet penguin indicted in drug sting. Newly unemployed Rumsfeld enjoying Wii gaming system. Breaking: "No one has a clue" who Nora Zehetner is. Oprah Winfrey devours The OC. Hot Myspace teens and NBC's Heroes for NBA All-Star Game. US death count in Iraq nears 3000. Snoop Dogg snowed in at Detroit airport. Eva Longoria looks to boost PSE performance with Playboy shoot; attractive celebrities "not particularly worried." Michael Richards eaten by killer whale: WATCH! Nicole Richie implodes into mini-black hole; cosmologists "monitoring Kate Bosworth very closely." Borat on CSI with Pussycat Dolls. Korea nukes sold on eBay with Canadian Viagra. Hayden Panettiere shark attack on Playstation 3. STREAMING VIDEO! Shamu reviews digital cameras. New York Yankees' Derek Jeter to perform at Super Bowl with Ludacris. Shiites campaign for gay marriage. Protesters want free file sharing, Mumia. Saudi terror plot foiled by J-Lo. Hilton-McCain sex tape on YouTube; coming to Blu-Ray soon! Snakes on Duquesne - CSI: Miami actress killed by cobra. CNN exclusive: Harry Potter meets Pamela Anderson. Pope, bin Laden attend TomKat wedding.